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Post  Printessa / Admin on Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:14 pm

Well, I'm convinced. Texas leaving the United States sounds like just about the most patriotic thing they could possibly do. It certainly would be the best thing they've done for the country in a long, long time.
Okay let's get something straight here

1) The US needs Texas more than the Texas needs the US, no matter how much of a trading partner you may or may not be. Our goods are universally demanded - in case you don't realize we have several ports, and can trade with whoever the hell we like. We're not landlocked like the majority of this country.

2) Invading us is a very poor idea, because quite frankly, there's this place called Pantex. Not every bomb there is dismantled. It would also be a very bad idea to bomb a place like Pantex. We would probably not survive an invasion by the remainder of the US by ourselves, but if we can't have it, we're taking it with us. If Texas did secede, I don't think the rest of you realize how royally pissed off we would be by that time. We would gladly ruin our own country if it were to spite you. You are going to lose a major asset if we decide to leave.

3) We more or less seceded from mother England - so now it's 'Un-American' to embrace our heritage? The reason we would leave would be the same reason we left England so long ago (hint: it's about more than taxes, and it's not about slaves). Crack open a textbook, please.

AND FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DID NOT READ THIS POST FROM REBEL BITCH on WHY TEXAS IS A SEF SUSTAINING STATE and the rest of the country is screwed if we did suced from the union, well here you go:

I knew I loved
Texas -
Wherever and no matter where you are, this is just funny!
In case things get a little tough during the next few months we Texans have a plan... Maybe you don't know it, but Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union . Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.

We Texans love all y'all Americans, but we'll probably have to take action since Barack Obama won the election and is now the President of the
U.S.A. We'll miss ya'll though.

Here is what can happen:

1. Barack Hussein Obama, after becoming the President of the United States , begins to try and create a socialist country, then Texas announces that it is going to secede from the Union .

2. George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of Texas .
You might not think that he talks too pretty, but we haven't had another terrorist attack and the economy was fine until the effects of the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans
came to roost.

So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston , Texas .We will control the space industry.

We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the
United States

3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it.

The term "Don't mess with Texas ," will take on a whole new meaning.

4.Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years.

What will the other states do? Gee, we don't know.
Why not ask Obama?

5. Natural Gas - again, we have all we need and it's too bad about those Northern States. John K erry and Al Gore will just have to figure out a way to keep them warm...

6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications equipment - small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Misconduct, Dallas Semiconductor, Nortel, Alcatel, etc. The list goes on and on.

7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers. The Houston Medical Center alone employs over 65,000 people.

8. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter citizens: University of Texas,Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Texas Christian, Rice, SMU, University of Dallas , University of Houston , Baylor, UNT (University of North Texas ),Texas Women's University, etc.Ivy grows better in the South anyway.

9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force and it isn't restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in Texas , we are a Right to Work State and, therefore, it's every man and woman for themselves. We just go out and get the job done. And if we don ' t like the way one company operates, we get a job somewhere else.

10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance, industries, etc.

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard, the Texas Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don't have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one.

If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.

12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables, and let's not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook 'em so that they taste good. We don't need any food.

13. Three of the ten largest cities in the United States , and twenty-three of the 100 largest cities in the United States are located in Texas And Texas also has more land than California , New York , New, Jersey , Connecticut , Delaware ,Hawaii , Massachusetts ,Maryland , Rhode Island , and Vermont ombined.

14. Trade: Three of the ten largest ports in the United States are located in Texas .

15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don't need to. You see, nothing rusts in Texas so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for decades. This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.
Now to the rest of you folks in the
United States under President Obama: Since you won' t have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV.

The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.
You won' t have any TV as the
Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite communications.

You won' t have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since Mr.Obama has predicted global warming, you won' t need the gas as long as you survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat out of Global Warming.

In other words, the rest of ya'll in the
USA are screwed!
Signed, The People of Texas

This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you something to think about!

AT&T's Global headquarters is in DALLAS!

2. We have HEB the nations ONLY chain of food stores (TEXAS only for those of you that have not heard of it) , that even if you took away all of the national brands of food and only were able to sell Texas made HEB brand products, we still would have just about every damn thing everyone else in the word could go out and buy at their supermarkets....

3. Unlike states like California, we are also self-sustained with water aswell, we don't rely on places like the Colorado Rocky Mountain Water to supply our water needs, we have our Aquafers.... DAMN I LOVE LIVING IN TEXAS TEXAS IS THE ONLY SELF -SUSTAINING IN THE UNION, AND WITHOUT US AND WHAT WE OFFER THIS COUNTRY THE REST OF THE U.S. IS SCREWED...

4. This is a BIG ONE ~We have the The MITRE Corporation, The UT Science Healthcare Center & THE IS THE BIG ONE SOUTHWEST RESEARCH CENTER/INSTITUTE http://www.swri.org/ ~ SWRI is one of the few research centers in the united states & the world that works with LIVE Biological Warfare tasting (including anthrax)...., along with the other 2 places listed that all deal with Biological warfare and those all all right here in SAN ANTONIO....

5. Texas is also the U.S. Leader in Renewable Energy....

6. If Texas seceded from the Union we woud have a hell of a lot less niggers (black, white & mexican) due to the fact that Welfare is a federal government program, they would pack their shit and get the fuck out of Texas if they are not getting their foodstamps, welfare checks & medicade. I am sure the republic of texas would put into place a short term system for those of us who do work and lost their jobs, but I would say it should be for 3 months and no more then $200 in food assistance per month per family w/ children and $150 a month per couple, (trust me you can feed 2 people on $150 and $200 per family a month, I feed my family vary well on less then $150 a month and their are 4 of us). Their will also be no more wic program for the mexican baby factories to help with formula, milk, eggs, beans, peanut butter & cerial for their 10 kids. Their would be NO MORE HUD, no more free housing.... Smile for their non working asses....

7. We would have CLOSED BORDERS, Texans would make sure that no border hoppers would cross over. We do have what is called the CASTLE LAW here in Texas, which gives us the Right to shoot anyone that comes onto our property, some people in border towns are just scared to use that right on the other hand some are not all they do is shoot a boarder hopper that comes onto their property call the cops and tell them that they felt threatened on their property.
The bad thing is all those boarder hoppers will be flooding into California, damn I feel sorry for all our hard working Brothers & Sisters in Cali.... But atleast we would have more jobs around here....

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